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so ppl say im better off playing in goat format cas im so oldschool
CrystalMusic
#1
you sure about that? i still have rules for it. you see, removal effects are way to staple in goat, so i dont allow removal except by battle or trap (This is excluding dust tornado) and i dont allow jinzo as it is a direct counter to my ruleset. so are you still sure that Goat is where i belong?

the only removals i run in goat are
Trap Hole
Acid Trap Hole
Debt
#2
That just points to your deficiencies as a player
Slitina
#3
Yes because in short your saying your saying don’t run these cards because I don’t like them and also how will we remove cards that literally say cannot be destroyed by battle and so what is wrong being about it so quit whining and don’t you say it’s overused well newsflash it’s overused of you whining about “noob” things which are part of the game.
CrystalMusic
#4
[quote="Slitina":3rjdyhez]Yes because in short your saying your saying don’t run these cards because I don’t like them and also how will we remove cards that literally say cannot be destroyed by battle and so what is wrong being about it so quit whining and don’t you say it’s overused well newsflash it’s overused of you whining about “noob” things which are part of the game.[/quote:3rjdyhez]

then ill also add in: no using cards that cant be destroyed by battle to keep it fair
Slitina
#5
[quote="CrystalMusic":19exj1iv][quote="Slitina":19exj1iv]Yes because in short your saying your saying don’t run these cards because I don’t like them and also how will we remove cards that literally say cannot be destroyed by battle and so what is wrong being about it so quit whining and don’t you say it’s overused well newsflash it’s overused of you whining about “noob” things which are part of the game.[/quote:19exj1iv]

then ill also add in: no using cards that cant be destroyed by battle to keep it fair[/quote:19exj1iv]
Nah just play the game properly without your man child whining.
Neo_Fire_Sonic
#6
[quote="CrystalMusic":2ks24o8w][quote="Slitina":2ks24o8w]Yes because in short your saying your saying don’t run these cards because I don’t like them and also how will we remove cards that literally say cannot be destroyed by battle and so what is wrong being about it so quit whining and don’t you say it’s overused well newsflash it’s overused of you whining about “noob” things which are part of the game.[/quote:2ks24o8w]

then ill also add in: no using cards that cant be destroyed by battle to keep it fair[/quote:2ks24o8w]
No no no no no. to play fair would mean an even playing field which means you can't make up shit, neither can the other opponent.
Renji Asuka
#7
[quote="CrystalMusic":crd4bind][quote="Slitina":crd4bind]Yes because in short your saying your saying don’t run these cards because I don’t like them and also how will we remove cards that literally say cannot be destroyed by battle and so what is wrong being about it so quit whining and don’t you say it’s overused well newsflash it’s overused of you whining about “noob” things which are part of the game.[/quote:crd4bind]

then ill also add in: no using cards that cant be destroyed by battle to keep it fair[/quote:crd4bind]
Or you know, just stop playing a bastardized version of yugioh and play yugioh as it was intended. Or are you too much of a coward to do that?
Debt
#8
[quote="Renji Asuka":2o2qs2od]
Or you know, just stop playing a bastardized version of yugioh and play yugioh as it was intended. Or are you too much of a coward to do that?[/quote:2o2qs2od]
Should just make a his own game since it's obvious he hates this one. But that would require effort, having talent, imagination and an understanding of game design and it would open his ego up for criticism he can't handle.
NiwatoriFTW
#9
[quote="Debt":eq0ulwxv][quote="Renji Asuka":eq0ulwxv]
Or you know, just stop playing a bastardized version of yugioh and play yugioh as it was intended. Or are you too much of a coward to do that?[/quote:eq0ulwxv]
Should just make a his own game since it's obvious he hates this one. But that would require effort, having talent, imagination and an understanding of game design and it would open his ego up for criticism he can't handle.[/quote:eq0ulwxv]
All of that really doesn't matter if he just hates losing and do everything in his power (and beyond that) to assure that won't happen. It's quite disrespectful to the opponent, considering how he manipulates things to the extend that they can't do anything to win but just remain there almost like a hostage until the inevitable defeat. We can see that clearly on https://www.duelingbook.com/replay?id=200963-20246882
[7:35] CrystalMusic: "i tend to toy with my opponents, preserving their lp till i get my better cards out"
[7:43] CrystalMusic: "that and it gives them a chance to fight back"
[7:52] Obcasus49: "Really?"
[7:54] CrystalMusic: "yup"
[7:59] Obcasus49: "Really?"
[16:08] Obcasus49: "Do to my understanding, I can absolutely nothing "
[16:13] Obcasus49: "Except normal summon"
[16:26] CrystalMusic: "traps still work"
[16:50] CrystalMusic: "i mean depending on what it does i might not use trika to negate ir"
[16:51] CrystalMusic: "it*"
[17:07] Obcasus49: "..................."
[17:17] CrystalMusic: "cas truth be told, iv been going easy, i could have attacked you 10 times over but havnt"
[17:31] Obcasus49: "I am full yaware of that"
[17:59] Obcasus49: "It is simply to amusing"

Obviously, there are games where this kind of behaviour is slightly acceptable, like in tabletop RPGs, but why would people join a game that they can't ever win?

In the end, everybody loses, specially CrystalMusic, as he refuses to broaden his horizons for new gaming concepts and the many lessons defeat holds for both personal and competitive growth.
Debt
#10
[quote="NiwatoriFTW":v9jyfyu7]slightly acceptable, like in tabletop RPGs
[/quote:v9jyfyu7]
I'd never invite crystal to one of my tables. He's the kind of player that will always argue with the dm, try to force broken homebrews so he cab be stronger than the other players, metagame, cry foul if an encounter pushes him even a little, play as a murderhobo and whine if he ever gets some kind of consequence for his in game action. He'd be a /tg/ greentext horror story in waiting.
Runzy
#11
Lol.
NiwatoriFTW
#12
[quote="Debt":fgbvee44][quote="NiwatoriFTW":fgbvee44]slightly acceptable, like in tabletop RPGs
[/quote:fgbvee44]
I'd never invite crystal to one of my tables. He's the kind of player that will always argue with the dm, try to force broken homebrews so he cab be stronger than the other players, metagame, cry foul if an encounter pushes him even a little, play as a murderhobo and whine if he ever gets some kind of consequence for his in game action. He'd be a /tg/ greentext horror story in waiting.[/quote:fgbvee44]
Actually, I was picturing him always being DM, with an immense amount extra rules and whatnot... and nobody from the table living until the end of the game, of course.
Debt
#13
[quote="NiwatoriFTW":2qjhaj09][quote="Debt":2qjhaj09][quote="NiwatoriFTW":2qjhaj09]slightly acceptable, like in tabletop RPGs
[/quote:2qjhaj09]
I'd never invite crystal to one of my tables. He's the kind of player that will always argue with the dm, try to force broken homebrews so he cab be stronger than the other players, metagame, cry foul if an encounter pushes him even a little, play as a murderhobo and whine if he ever gets some kind of consequence for his in game action. He'd be a /tg/ greentext horror story in waiting.[/quote:2qjhaj09]
Actually, I was picturing him always being DM, with an immense amount extra rules and whatnot... and nobody from the table living until the end of the game, of course.[/quote:2qjhaj09]
I think he'd just have a bunch of dmpcs with broken homebrew classes, magic items and feats that completely outshine the actual players. The players will have no agency in the game, be super railroaded, the story will be about the dmpcs not them. The game wouldn't need them but crystal would keep them around as a captive audience.
LightCaster
#14
[quote="Debt":2k20bbyh][quote="NiwatoriFTW":2k20bbyh][quote="Debt":2k20bbyh]
I'd never invite crystal to one of my tables. He's the kind of player that will always argue with the dm, try to force broken homebrews so he cab be stronger than the other players, metagame, cry foul if an encounter pushes him even a little, play as a murderhobo and whine if he ever gets some kind of consequence for his in game action. He'd be a /tg/ greentext horror story in waiting.[/quote:2k20bbyh]
Actually, I was picturing him always being DM, with an immense amount extra rules and whatnot... and nobody from the table living until the end of the game, of course.[/quote:2k20bbyh]
I think he'd just have a bunch of dmpcs with broken homebrew classes, magic items and feats that completely outshine the actual players. The players will have no agency in the game, be super railroaded, the story will be about the dmpcs not them. The game wouldn't need them but crystal would keep them around as a captive audience.[/quote:2k20bbyh]

Nah. I think he'd be the type of DM who'd treat the game as "DM vs Players" But come up with a bunch of bullshit rules that the players have to somehow get around. Like no using mind-altering spells or something stupid.
Debt
#15
[quote="LightCaster":ukf9xww7]
Nah. I think he'd be the type of DM who'd treat the game as "DM vs Players" But come up with a bunch of bullshit rules that the players have to somehow get around. Like no using mind-altering spells or something stupid.[/quote:ukf9xww7]
I could see him adding a bunch of rules and nerfing classes he doesn't like. But I don't think he'd have a "DM vs Player" mentality until they started going off his "script". He'd throw excessive encounters at them but he'd have a broken dmpc basically solve it so it's not an issue in his mind, but if the players upset him he'll punish them by having the dmpc be absent and it'll be a tpk
LightCaster
#16
[quote="Debt":2s5ctdhd][quote="LightCaster":2s5ctdhd]
Nah. I think he'd be the type of DM who'd treat the game as "DM vs Players" But come up with a bunch of bullshit rules that the players have to somehow get around. Like no using mind-altering spells or something stupid.[/quote:2s5ctdhd]
I could see him adding a bunch of rules and nerfing classes he doesn't like. But I don't think he'd have a "DM vs Player" mentality until they started going off his "script". He'd throw excessive encounters at them but he'd have a broken dmpc basically solve it so it's not an issue in his mind, but if the players upset him he'll punish them by having the dmpc be absent and it'll be a tpk[/quote:2s5ctdhd]

I immediately see him nerfing bards and fighters until they're literally unplayable.
Debt
#17
[quote="LightCaster":153yvkhe]
I immediately see him nerfing bards and fighters until they're literally unplayable.[/quote:153yvkhe]
Bards, druids, wizards and warlocks nerfed. Plays favorites with Paladins and sorcs. Eldritch Blast and Find Familiar banned. Players banned from enchantment, most necromancy and transmutation spells.
LightCaster
#18
[quote="Debt":1if0znoe][quote="LightCaster":1if0znoe]
I immediately see him nerfing bards and fighters until they're literally unplayable.[/quote:1if0znoe]
Bards, druids, wizards and warlocks nerfed. Plays favorites with Paladins and sorcs. Eldritch Blast and Find Familiar banned. Players banned from enchantment, most necromancy and transmutation spells.[/quote:1if0znoe]

Watch him ban player races as well.
Renji Asuka
#19
[quote="LightCaster":1nlxflos][quote="Debt":1nlxflos][quote="LightCaster":1nlxflos]
I immediately see him nerfing bards and fighters until they're literally unplayable.[/quote:1nlxflos]
Bards, druids, wizards and warlocks nerfed. Plays favorites with Paladins and sorcs. Eldritch Blast and Find Familiar banned. Players banned from enchantment, most necromancy and transmutation spells.[/quote:1nlxflos]

Watch him ban player races as well.[/quote:1nlxflos]
Let's be real, he'd ban EVERYTHING and make the other players only be able to punch that deals 1 damage....
Debt
#20
[quote="LightCaster":2t30gpgd][quote="Debt":2t30gpgd][quote="LightCaster":2t30gpgd]
I immediately see him nerfing bards and fighters until they're literally unplayable.[/quote:2t30gpgd]
Bards, druids, wizards and warlocks nerfed. Plays favorites with Paladins and sorcs. Eldritch Blast and Find Familiar banned. Players banned from enchantment, most necromancy and transmutation spells.[/quote:2t30gpgd]

Watch him ban player races as well.[/quote:2t30gpgd]
Halfling would definitely be banned. 5e Lucky would drive him up the wall.
LightCaster
#21
[quote="Debt":iyajyg9o][quote="LightCaster":iyajyg9o][quote="Debt":iyajyg9o]
Bards, druids, wizards and warlocks nerfed. Plays favorites with Paladins and sorcs. Eldritch Blast and Find Familiar banned. Players banned from enchantment, most necromancy and transmutation spells.[/quote:iyajyg9o]

Watch him ban player races as well.[/quote:iyajyg9o]
Halfling would definitely be banned. 5e Lucky would drive him up the wall.[/quote:iyajyg9o]

Dragonborn and Tabaxi would be banned too. Dragonborn's breath weapon and Tabaxi's increased movement speed.
CrystalMusic
#22
what the heck are you guys going on about? Bards, wizards, warlocks, druids, and fighters? what are you even talking about? its definitely not yugioh.
Slitina
#23
[quote="CrystalMusic":qpmb44or]what the heck are you guys going on about? Bards, wizards, warlocks, druids, and fighters? what are you even talking about? its definitely not yugioh.[/quote:qpmb44or]
But they also exist in yugioh too so yes it’s related to yugioh
LightCaster
#24
[quote="CrystalMusic":1hw55nde]what the heck are you guys going on about? Bards, wizards, warlocks, druids, and fighters? what are you even talking about? its definitely not yugioh.[/quote:1hw55nde]

Dungeons and Dragons. A game we pray you don't touch because you'll put research into coming up with a bunch of bullshit extra rules and pointless banning of things that'd otherwise be vital to the game or bitch about stupid shit the people who'd have the unfortunate pleasure of inviting you to their game.

Also yes, fighters, bards, druids and wizards are things in yugioh.
CrystalMusic
#25
[quote="LightCaster":3d2hpzd4][quote="CrystalMusic":3d2hpzd4]what the heck are you guys going on about? Bards, wizards, warlocks, druids, and fighters? what are you even talking about? its definitely not yugioh.[/quote:3d2hpzd4]

Dungeons and Dragons. A game we pray you don't touch because you'll put research into coming up with a bunch of bullshit extra rules and pointless banning of things that'd otherwise be vital to the game or bitch about stupid shit the people who'd have the unfortunate pleasure of inviting you to their game.

Also yes, fighters, bards, druids and wizards are things in yugioh.[/quote:3d2hpzd4]

oh that infamous game. played it in my youth
Renji Asuka
#26
[quote="CrystalMusic":3jq5kvry][quote="LightCaster":3jq5kvry][quote="CrystalMusic":3jq5kvry]what the heck are you guys going on about? Bards, wizards, warlocks, druids, and fighters? what are you even talking about? its definitely not yugioh.[/quote:3jq5kvry]

Dungeons and Dragons. A game we pray you don't touch because you'll put research into coming up with a bunch of bullshit extra rules and pointless banning of things that'd otherwise be vital to the game or bitch about stupid shit the people who'd have the unfortunate pleasure of inviting you to their game.

Also yes, fighters, bards, druids and wizards are things in yugioh.[/quote:3jq5kvry]

oh that infamous game. played it in my youth[/quote:3jq5kvry]
You shouldn't tell a lie mr. shitty lawyer.
CrystalMusic
#27
[quote="Renji Asuka":1icd0czf][quote="CrystalMusic":1icd0czf][quote="LightCaster":1icd0czf]

Dungeons and Dragons. A game we pray you don't touch because you'll put research into coming up with a bunch of bullshit extra rules and pointless banning of things that'd otherwise be vital to the game or bitch about stupid shit the people who'd have the unfortunate pleasure of inviting you to their game.

Also yes, fighters, bards, druids and wizards are things in yugioh.[/quote:1icd0czf]

oh that infamous game. played it in my youth[/quote:1icd0czf]
You shouldn't tell a lie mr. shitty lawyer.[/quote:1icd0czf]

uh 1: i never said i was a lawyer
2: im not lying, loved Dungeons & Dragons
Debt
#28
[quote="CrystalMusic":2amhgz50]
uh 1: i never said i was a lawyer
2: im not lying, loved Dungeons & Dragons[/quote:2amhgz50]
You've claimed to be a constitutional lawyer multiple times. And I doubt you've played d&d you would've been filtered by thac0 or the sheer mechanical crunch of 3e/3.5.
Renji Asuka
#29
[quote="CrystalMusic":sxn1fke8][quote="Renji Asuka":sxn1fke8][quote="CrystalMusic":sxn1fke8]

oh that infamous game. played it in my youth[/quote:sxn1fke8]
You shouldn't tell a lie mr. shitty lawyer.[/quote:sxn1fke8]

uh 1: i never said i was a lawyer
2: im not lying, loved Dungeons & Dragons[/quote:sxn1fke8]
There is 2 more lies.

How can you had "loved dungeon & dragons" yet not know what they were talking about?

And considering in the past you claimed you were a lawyer, and now you're saying you're not. You do realize that is a federal offense right?
Renji Asuka
#30
CrystalMusic has officially created way too many lies to keep track of. #FakeNewsCrystalMusic
LightCaster
#31
[quote="CrystalMusic":czann6s3][quote="Renji Asuka":czann6s3][quote="CrystalMusic":czann6s3]

oh that infamous game. played it in my youth[/quote:czann6s3]
You shouldn't tell a lie mr. shitty lawyer.[/quote:czann6s3]

uh 1: i never said i was a lawyer
2: im not lying, loved Dungeons & Dragons[/quote:czann6s3]

You're kidding right? You claimed dozens of times you were a lawyer. Unless you finally got it through your thick skull that claiming such is a federal offense
CrystalMusic
#32
[quote="LightCaster":1u78qfut][quote="CrystalMusic":1u78qfut][quote="Renji Asuka":1u78qfut]
You shouldn't tell a lie mr. shitty lawyer.[/quote:1u78qfut]

uh 1: i never said i was a lawyer
2: im not lying, loved Dungeons & Dragons[/quote:1u78qfut]

You're kidding right? You claimed dozens of times you were a lawyer. Unless you finally got it through your thick skull that claiming such is a federal offense[/quote:1u78qfut]

ur the ones who are thickheaded, claiming i said something i never did. so ur spreading false rumors
Renji Asuka
#33
[quote="CrystalMusic":32sy6reo][quote="LightCaster":32sy6reo][quote="CrystalMusic":32sy6reo]

uh 1: i never said i was a lawyer
2: im not lying, loved Dungeons & Dragons[/quote:32sy6reo]

You're kidding right? You claimed dozens of times you were a lawyer. Unless you finally got it through your thick skull that claiming such is a federal offense[/quote:32sy6reo]

ur the ones who are thickheaded, claiming i said something i never did. so ur spreading false rumors[/quote:32sy6reo]
Shut it criminal scum. Impersonating a lawyer is a federal offense.
Kappa Mikey
#34
[quote="CrystalMusic":1e5wq2z7][quote="LightCaster":1e5wq2z7][quote="CrystalMusic":1e5wq2z7]

uh 1: i never said i was a lawyer
2: im not lying, loved Dungeons & Dragons[/quote:1e5wq2z7]

You're kidding right? You claimed dozens of times you were a lawyer. Unless you finally got it through your thick skull that claiming such is a federal offense[/quote:1e5wq2z7]

ur the ones who are thickheaded, claiming i said something i never did. so ur spreading false rumors[/quote:1e5wq2z7]
Actually... you did in your YouTube videos and occasional duels, like this: https://www.duelingbook.com/replay?id=200963-8858379
[20:20] CrystalMusic: "bullshit"
[20:27] CrystalMusic: "i hav emade 60 ef em"
[20:36] GrassMaster: "you have no life"
[20:39] CrystalMusic: "i have over 1200 custom cards"
[20:53] CrystalMusic: "dude i only spend like 3 hours on her eevery day"
[20:59] CrystalMusic: " i work full time as a lawyer"
[21:04] CrystalMusic: "here*"
[21:16] CrystalMusic: "so dont tell me i have no life"
[21:25] GrassMaster: Left duel
[21:32] CrystalMusic: "cant face the facts"
LightCaster
#35
[quote="CrystalMusic":37508akx][quote="LightCaster":37508akx][quote="CrystalMusic":37508akx]

uh 1: i never said i was a lawyer
2: im not lying, loved Dungeons & Dragons[/quote:37508akx]

You're kidding right? You claimed dozens of times you were a lawyer. Unless you finally got it through your thick skull that claiming such is a federal offense[/quote:37508akx]

ur the ones who are thickheaded, claiming i said something i never did. so ur spreading false rumors[/quote:37508akx]

No. I'm spreading information YOU provided. You've been saying it on numerous replays and forum posts. I can guarentee you that I can go through all your posts and a solid third of them will have you at least once, claim you were a lawyer.
Renji Asuka
#36
[quote="Kappa Mikey":1d347jkf][quote="CrystalMusic":1d347jkf][quote="LightCaster":1d347jkf]

You're kidding right? You claimed dozens of times you were a lawyer. Unless you finally got it through your thick skull that claiming such is a federal offense[/quote:1d347jkf]

ur the ones who are thickheaded, claiming i said something i never did. so ur spreading false rumors[/quote:1d347jkf]
Actually... you did in your YouTube videos and occasional duels, like this: https://www.duelingbook.com/replay?id=200963-8858379
[20:20] CrystalMusic: "bullshit"
[20:27] CrystalMusic: "i hav emade 60 ef em"
[20:36] GrassMaster: "you have no life"
[20:39] CrystalMusic: "i have over 1200 custom cards"
[20:53] CrystalMusic: "dude i only spend like 3 hours on her eevery day"
[20:59] CrystalMusic: " i work full time as a lawyer"
[21:04] CrystalMusic: "here*"
[21:16] CrystalMusic: "so dont tell me i have no life"
[21:25] GrassMaster: Left duel
[21:32] CrystalMusic: "cant face the facts"
[/quote:1d347jkf]
Time to report CrystalMusic for pretending to be a lawyer.
CrystalMusic
#37
[quote="Renji Asuka":3c8azmof][quote="CrystalMusic":3c8azmof][quote="LightCaster":3c8azmof]

You're kidding right? You claimed dozens of times you were a lawyer. Unless you finally got it through your thick skull that claiming such is a federal offense[/quote:3c8azmof]

ur the ones who are thickheaded, claiming i said something i never did. so ur spreading false rumors[/quote:3c8azmof]
Shut it criminal scum. Impersonating a lawyer is a federal offense.[/quote:3c8azmof]

i siad i have the KNOWLEDGE of a Civil Defense Lawyer. i never said i was one.
Slitina
#38
As a wise CrystalMusic once said OMG CAN YOU READ? You literally said this:
CrystalMusic: " i work full time as a lawyer"
You didn’t say I have the knowledge if you did it would be something like this
CrystalMusic: “ I have the knowledge of a lawyer”
Debt
#39
All those lies huh?
Renji Asuka
#40
[quote="CrystalMusic":1r0skgn1][quote="Renji Asuka":1r0skgn1][quote="CrystalMusic":1r0skgn1]

ur the ones who are thickheaded, claiming i said something i never did. so ur spreading false rumors[/quote:1r0skgn1]
Shut it criminal scum. Impersonating a lawyer is a federal offense.[/quote:1r0skgn1]

i siad i have the KNOWLEDGE of a Civil Defense Lawyer. i never said i was one.[/quote:1r0skgn1]
That isn't what the replay says.
Debt
#41
https://youtu.be/VIYthyp2lto
Thread theme
LightCaster
#42
[quote="Debt":13orjr60]https://youtu.be/VIYthyp2lto
Thread theme[/quote:13orjr60]

Fleetwood Mac. Good choice
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