Shitposters

[Forsaken]

Go ahead, shitposters. reply to this serious message telling me to go kill myself, whatever, I don't give a rats ass. Normally getting serious on DB is not my style, but it's starting to become dull and boring when you log on and don't see any ACTUAL status updates, instead, pure cancer. I would like at least a FEW decent people to actually use the status update page as intended, but it seems like we have a better chance at getting Half Life 3 then that happening.

[NumberHunter9]

I completely agree, this shitposting has to stop!! Revolution must commence!!! We shall seize the means of production, comrades.

[Rikku]

Omg hai ^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime :heart: and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^^ When I walked onto Tokyo street ==I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop oo and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ --;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (òó) (òó) (òó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (òó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^_<) ^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[JoJoToast]

[ChosenUndead]

i agree

[Yang Xiao Long]

This is not a shitpost

[AnimeMasterDub]

[Yang Xiao Long]

[Blue]

What makes a shitpost a shitpost?