How to get into Ozone starterpack

[Lost in Illusions]

Whenever we open a hiring wave for ozone, people ask us "what are the qualifications required to become an ozone host?" so we decided to make a thread about it so we don't have to answer every single person.

NOTE: Please keep this thread clean do not spam this. Thank.


Qualifications of becoming ozone host:

1. Dont be respectful.
2. Be a good and loyal troll
3. if you don't have qualities of number 2, then be ready to tolerate insults which would make you rethink your family's existence
4. acknowledge that lost in illusions is owner only on papers, our true lord and savior is sir DR. Mariano Rivero also known as Iryuk, from mexican shit dumpyeard.
5. You must be a good slave, ask for permission every time before talking.
6. Know and believe in the facts that Hashim never ages, he's always 13 and iryuk gets 3 yrs older everytime we talk to him. his age rn is 63.


MOST IMPORTANT RULES:
7. Worship and acknowledge tay tay as your goddess and bow down everyday.
8. Don't be karj
9. DONT laugh at these screens https://prnt.sc/jesxm4 http://prntscr.com/jescua


Thank for all your love and support guys!!!
thank your friends too
thank your mom too
thank your poop too
thank all

[lanz]

thank you for the tips

[{Banned}Emeral]

you forgot the rule whare you have to suck falloutboys lead singers index finger if you get banned

[Sans]

How come im not one yet?? :thinking:

[Lost in Illusions]

How come im not one yet?? :thinking:

we are very serious about our qualification requirements. you probably dont have all the qualities

[`HashX.~]

update
dr. mariano rivero has spoken once again and thus he is now 66 years old, i hope you all wish him a happy birthday

[Lost in Illusions]

yes happy birthday doctor uncle

[AnimeMasterDub]

what are you even talking about?

[Dal920]

it's an inside joke AMD and you are not inside

[Lost in Illusions]

what are you even talking about?

plz no spam

[Sans]

How come im not one yet?? :thinking:

we are very serious about our qualification requirements. you probably dont have all the qualities

proof or not real xddd