Waifu Wars

[Corrin]

Alright. We've got a topic where you can post your waifus. Now how about one where you can argue about them. Keep it civil though.

Also my waifu is the best~

[AnimeMasterDub]

my waifu knows how to kick butt

[Sanger Zonvolt]

Okay plebs, I see you have tastes that are to be expected of boys. Now, let me hit you with some knowledge on what a MAN's waifu should be like:

Literally flawless. Allow me to explain:
Pros:
> Perfect proportions
> Warm, caring personality
> Can annihilate hostile aliens the size of intergalactic warships
> Comes with free cuddle buddy tentacle form to keep you warm at night

Cons:
> Literally none. Weren't you listening?
> If forced to come up with cons, I guess the author of the universe screwed up the ending, but that's like blaming Jeanne D'Arc for God letting her burn alive.
> Also has eyes for protag in-universe I guess, but the main character's a young male with short dark hair, so just self-insert like you would with 99% of the waifu-pandering garbage on the market

Overall, literally nothing comes close. You may now proceed to prove me right by coming up with terrible and/or incorrect reasons why the beta female you call a "waifu" is somehow superior

[AnimeMasterDub]

Okay plebs, I see you have tastes that are to be expected of boys. Now, let me hit you with some knowledge on what a MAN's waifu should be like:

Literally flawless. Allow me to explain:
Pros:
> Perfect proportions
> Warm, caring personality
> Can annihilate hostile aliens the size of intergalactic warships
> Comes with free cuddle buddy tentacle form to keep you warm at night

Cons:
> Literally none. Weren't you listening?
> If forced to come up with cons, I guess the author of the universe screwed up the ending, but that's like blaming Jeanne D'Arc for God letting her burn alive.
> Also has eyes for protag in-universe I guess, but the main character's a young male with short dark hair, so just self-insert like you would with 99% of the waifu-pandering garbage on the market

Overall, literally nothing comes close. You may now proceed to prove me right by coming up with terrible and/or incorrect reasons why the beta female you call a "waifu" is somehow superior

I can think of a couple of flaws with your waifu

[Corrin]

But Azura is perfect~

[AnimeMasterDub]

Yang is better

[Sanger Zonvolt]

I can think of a couple of flaws with your waifu

But Azura is perfect~

They say without either listing flaws in Tsugumi or the "strengths" of their beta waifus.

[Corrin]

Tsugumi isn't Azura. Flaw number 1.

Azura can sing and dance well
She's beautiful
She's likeable as a character

[AnimeMasterDub]

Yang Xiao Long can take a punch from a giant robot slamming into a bridge stand (the thing that keeps bridges up thats made of concrete) and stand back up like nothing happened.

[Corrin]

That's just plot armour keeping her from getting hurt

[AnimeMasterDub]

i doubt it

[Corrin]

I don't. That's typical plot armour

[AnimeMasterDub]

nope

[Corrin]

Now you're just in denial

[AnimeMasterDub]

nope and I am going to win this waifu war because I have an army of waifus

[Corrin]

You aren't loyal to your waifu. You already lose.

Also yes you are, I don't think you grasp what plot armour involves but ok

[AnimeMasterDub]

ever seen death battle?

[Corrin]

Death Battle is bullshit

[AnimeMasterDub]

you only say that because a character you liked got killed in a death battle

[Corrin]

Death Battle should not be taken seriously at all