Crab Turtle and the Great War

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Crab Turtle and the Great War

Post #1 by troglyte » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:44 am

Yes, this is a SERIOUS DISCUSSION that requires the utmost SERIOUSNESS.

Crab Turtle is indeed love and life, but he needs your help! The Nefarious Hungry Burger, the king of all that is made of meat and vegetables, is about to invade our world! His prison in the Dark World has been unlocked and it is only a matter of time before I enters the world of mortals. WAR IS IMMINENT.

The Turtle Oath Brotherhood calls upon YOU, the residents of DB, to aid the Glorious Crab Turtle in the Ultimate Battle!

Things YOU can do to aid our savior!
1. Eat lots of seafood, for it is the flesh of Our Savior.
2. Abstain from land meats, for it is the flesh of the Evil One.
3. Post Pictures of Ritual Deck Lists and/or replays, for Rituals are the most ancient mechanic alongside Fusion Summoning!
4. Post pictures of our Glorious Crab Turtle and his noble deeds in the Duel Monsters World.

Thank you very much and I hope you will contribute to this SUPER SERIOUS DISCUSSION!

Sincerely,
Troglyte, the Prime Prophet of the Glorious Crab Turtle
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Post #2 by CrawTheShrimp » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:55 am

Ha, Jinzo is better than your Crab Turtle, just admit it.
Venoms need support. Snakes Rain was a lame excuse for Konami not to make supports for it. #ReptileSupportsIn2020

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Post #3 by troglyte » Wed Mar 11, 2020 3:11 am

That is a very SERIOUSLY WRONG thing to say, MISTER CRAW.

Crab Turtle demands that you prostrate yourself before his holiness!
Crab Turtle respects your pronouns.
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Post #4 by Pot_Of_Cupidity » Mon Apr 13, 2020 7:54 pm

I cried.
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