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It's not even real!
No real person is that delusional.
The sooner we stop viewing ITs posts, the sooner IT dies.

Kotodama was the previous Messenger Angel in the Sanctuary in the Sky. But one day, while he was on an errand, he was seduced by Witch of the Black Forest, and they got frisky. Naturally, Mr Solemn watched the whole thing. Then he said, "You're too creepy to be an angel. You're fired." Mr ...

Abaki is probably the greatest card ever made. It depicts a Russian soldier wandering the lush plains of Siberia. His feud with the Stray Asmodian is well documented. In a cruel prank, Asmodian stole Abaki's reading glasses. Now unable to read Russian propaganda, Abaki hunts the conniving phantom, i...

Slime Toad wanted to be a Frog He always admired frogs for there long muscular legs, their slick, veiny tounges. One day, he went to Crab Turtle's palace and said, "I wanna be a frog!" Crab Turtle, absolutely confused, shrugged and said, "sure thing. Now you are known as Frog the Jam....

Let me tell you a tale, the Eternal Feud, the Ultimate Battle of Surf and Turf. The Crab Turtle was living in his castle on the beach, and decided to begin his campaign to conquer the land. He gained the trust of Ghost Beef and Mystic Tomato, who became his two land generals. However, they were secr...

The Crab Turtle lives within his Castle of Dark Illusion along the beach bordering the Sea of Darkness. Within the Castle lives numerous servants, attending to the Great One. The Gates are guarded by the Penguin Knight and Penguin Soldier. The Doors are guarded by the Giant Turtle Who Feeds On Flame...

In early times, the Crab Turtle ruled over the sea. There were a multitude of creatures that dwelled within, but the most powerful of them all was the Spiral Serpent. She was a might Sea Serpent who lived in the ruins of the lost city of Pacifis. She was feared by all creatures of the sea. And this ...

In the beginning, there was the Oath. The Oath said, "Let there be Turtles." And there were turtles. "Let there be land for the Turtles to walk on." "Let there be Crabs, and a sea for the Crabs to live in." "I shall name this world Earth, and I shall rule it in the...

During my DB Main Menu career, I have written many short stories about Yugioh Monsters, and I wish to share the ones I saved here!
Please Enjoy this collection, and by all means reply with comments or stories of your own!

It's time to stop

it's time stop ok?

Where are your parents? Who are you parents?

I'm gonna call child protective services.

IT'S TIME TO STOP.

you absolute madman

i think it does actually work

I have spoken with Crab Turtle. I have listened to his holy words. His stories were like silver and gold pouring from his nonexistent mouth. Ask away, and I shall answer all of your questions with the valuable information I now know.

*yawn*
*removes tinfoil hat*
next

crab turtle bids you farewell

may your life be filled with surf and turf

*yawn*

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My ace monster would be 7 Colored Fish.
I would use normal monster support and hate anyone that uses effect monsters.
I would make a cult of Normal Monster Supremacists and we would take over Domino City.

i came in expecting degeneracy and i got it

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there a total of 94 ritual monsters in the game currently

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